BERTA
works as an
editor at Dub
Barn, a video
post
production
house. She
and her
girlfriend
Diane have
been dating
for nearly
two years,
but Berta
feels that
something is
missing from
their
romantic lifeâ
€¦power.
DIANE
is a hostess
at a night
club. She is
the
stabilizing
force in her
relationship
with Berta.
Favorite
pastime:
popping a
Vicodin and
watching
Charlie's
Angels reruns.
FRANK
is a
philosophical
wino who
works at Red
Robin. He
hasn't had a
date since
his Aunt
Heidi set him
up with his
cousin. Tony
not only
considers him
a friend, but
also a
roommate.
TONY
is Berta's
macho friend
and
co-worker.
He lives for
the three
Ws: Weed,
Women, and
One Night
Stands. He
believes
both men and
women are
dogs, but
women have
sharper
teeth.